Just a G.O.A.T. hanging out with a farm animal. (Plot twist: I am the farm animal. This goat is the G.O.A.T.) also, worth noting: I am matching with the goat. This goat is a fashionista. Someone get this goat a brand deal!
Hey! Matt “pink wall blogger” Josten here! Looks like you just caught me in a candid photograph whilst holding a scrumptious donut and a warm toasty coffee (they did not pay me to hold these things and type these things) that I’m totally not trying to sell you at this moment! In case you randomly wanted to purchase said product, use my promo code, “matt is not trying to sell you this product” and you’ll receive a 69% discount! @donutcompanyandalsocoffeecompany